This War We Fight {(Ryoga/Ranma)} -One-Shot-

Title: This War We Fight
This is: A One-Shot
Diclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2
Rated: 14+
Pairings: Ryoga/Male!Rama
Warnings: ...Um, IDK
Summary: The REAL reason that Ranma and Ryoga fight in the morning...
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Story start!
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Ryoga strolled into the Tendo's kitchen, just in time to see Ranma finish off a bag of salt-n-vinagar chips. " Damn you Ranma! Why're you such a frigin' idgit? "
The war was on again.
Ranma looked up, completely not understanding why the pig boy had just yelled at him. " You ate my chips! " Ranma stood up, glaring at Ryoga. " We'll maybe I wouldn't have ate your stupid chips if they weren't just laying there on the counter! It's not like this is YOUR HOUSE you know! "
Every time they yelled back it was a dare. A dare to push to the inevitable.
" Shut up you morron! It's not your house EITHER! " " Hey! Who do you think you're callin' a morron buddy? you can't walk two blocks without getting lost! " By now they were yelling right in eachothers faces.
The fighting always continued untill one finally caved. It was a ' winner takes all ' battle.
" I sill can't believe you ate every last chip, it was a FULL BAG! You're even more of a pig than- " " What Ryoga? YOU? " " Nooo, I was going to say ' your whorish girl side ' ! "
Fighting fair? Who needed it! This WAS combat after all. And everyone knows in any type of fight you go for the weak-spot.
" You take that back Ryoga! " " Feh! Not a chance you pansy! Not until you say you're sorry about eating my chips! "
The demand for the surrender hung thick in the air.
A sigh excaped Ranma and he stepped back in defeat, decidedly making the self-excuse that it was ' to early ' .
The white flag had been raised.
" Yeah yeah. whatever. " Suddenly Ryoga pulled Ranma forward, cupping his chin. " That makes you uke today! " Ranma sneered. " Good for you. Ryoga - for once in like forever, Me - so many times I've lost count. " Ryoga simply smirked, placing a kiss on Ranma's chapped lips. " Don't make an even bigger ass of yourself uke. " Ranma growled and puched Ryoga. " You dumb jerk-face! "
Pretty soon the sound of an all-out frenzy of blows had the intire Tendo house-hold up from their beds and into the kitchen, placing bets on who would win.
Because some wars wadged forever.

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